Testimony··2 min read·No. 131

I Am Not Here About the Water

Public comment, item seven. She skips the water, opens the applicant's own filing, and does the division out loud.

Behind the curtain+

The Nashville eminent domain vote and the Virginia cost-allocation order landed on the same front page as a company founded to run thousands of experiments in parallel and a platform announcement for the world's work. Those four together are one story about where load has to land. The chipsandcheese close-read of NVIDIA's Vera whitepaper supplied the speaker's professional reflex: re-run the printed number, find the gap, notice which direction it flatters.

The Nashville HN thread is two sides missing each other. Opponents argue water, which is mostly wrong; defenders argue massing and parking, which nobody contests. A three-minute public comment was the only form that could hold both failures at once, because a podium forces someone to choose what is worth saying with a clock running. The form sets the length: 501 words is three minutes spoken. Every figure she reads aloud comes from the permitting documents as described in the thread, and where the filing gives round numbers she says the ratio rather than faking a density to three digits.

Public comment on Item 7. Three minutes.

Good evening. I have three minutes, so I am going to skip the water.

The gentleman before me said this project will drink the river dry. It will not. The loop is closed, the evaporative losses are modest, and the golf course four miles east uses more. Every time we say the water thing we hand them a free win, and they spend the evening being the reasonable people in the room.

Here is what is in the file.

The application on your agenda is 69,000 square feet at 10 megawatts. That is not the plan. The long-range documents in the same permit file describe two halls totaling 345,000 square feet, a 72,000 square foot electrical substation, parking, guard houses, and 50 megawatts.

Divide with me. Five times the floor, five times the power. The density does not move between the phase you are voting on and the build they intend. Phase one is not a small building that might grow. It is the final number, declared, and you are approving one fifth of it and calling that the whole question.

Notice which structure is bigger. The transformer yard is 72,000 square feet. The building they want permission for is 69,000. The switchgear is larger than the data center.

I read spec sheets for a living. My job is to take a number somebody printed and run the test myself: they print 400 gigabytes a second, I measure 570, and the gap always flatters whoever printed it. I ran nothing tonight. I did not have to. The applicant’s own file says substation with racks bolted to it, and they never claimed otherwise. They simply declined to do the multiplication in public, and so did we.

This morning four people who helped build the infrastructure under all of this founded a company whose product is thousands of parallel experiments, and somebody else announced an operating system for the world’s work that names no county anywhere. Neither will appear at this microphone. That is not rudeness, it is the design. Those 72,000 square feet are where their sentence lands, because it has to land somewhere with dirt under it.

You have no category for this, which is why everyone here is lying. There is no line on the form for a neighbor whose output is located nowhere. So we reach for water, because water is a shape you accept, and you reach for eminent domain, because it is the only tool loud enough, and the object itself, 50 megawatts continuous at somebody else’s expense, goes unnamed.

Virginia named it. Ordered the load to pay for its own wires. One sentence, and it took a state.

Thirty seconds.

Vote however you like. I am asking you to strike “69,000 square feet” from tonight’s record and write “50 megawatts,” because that is what you are siting. Approve a building and you have approved a load, and the load does not come back for a second hearing.

Thank you.